| | I don't really know how to put it right now, but it's a mixture of HAHAHAHAHA and wow.
I'm asking Chris Lin if there are any funny movies I should download (hypothetically of course, people at the RIAA!), and some movie titles get tossed around. Then, I thought about movies other people have told me to see, and remembered Airplane. Rustin Kashani almost wanted to slap me for not having seen the movie, saying it was a hilarious classic. Naturally, I open up Ares and search for the movie (just to see if it was possible for me to download it). And the number
one result for the search query Airplane? Airplane deepthroat. Other popular entries included sex on an airplane toilet, with the actual movie that I wanted towards the bottom of the list.
Its getting ridiculous now. I respect pornography, and all that it has done for the progression of society, but damn. Think about the technicalities and crap that they have to deal with in order to get a scene like that. First, if it isn't shot on a stage, you have to get a damn airplane for two willing people to have sex on. Last time I checked, airplanes weren't as readily available as pornography on the
internet. Since I'm pretty sure that it wasn't shot on location, think about how much crap setbuilders would have to go through in creating a stage that looks exactly like the interior of an airplane. The seats, littleass windows, overhead bins, and all. Sure, it has been done... but for a porno? Now is probably the hardest part of the entire film:
Trying to find a place for the two stars of the film to do their jobs. In order for the film to be realistic, the plane has to be somewhat populated, leaving out the option for the seats or the aisles. Besides, there is no way that two regular sized people can comfortably engage in intercourse in a single row of airplane seats. The aisles also happen to be much too thin for anything to happen down there. This leaves the lavatory. With the movie title being "Airplane deepthroat," we assume someone lower than another person, meaning they are either bending over, in a fetal position, or on their knees. Now there is NO FUCKING WAY that two people can comfortably fit into a lavatory with one person bending over or on their knees, so comfortable as to want to have sex
in there. I guess this only leaves us with one answer... it wouldn't ever happen! Whoa, never saw that one coming...
In other news, I send a heartfelt and congratulatory goodbye to the Class of 2005. I can really say that you guys have been like brothers that I've never had. From inspiring blogs to helping write cases, you guys are the best, and I have all the confidence in the world that you guys are going to kick college's ass. Thanks for all you have given me, and all that you will give to the world. (Now how corny was that?!)
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